Wednesday, February 3, 2010

World War Camp Part II

Next morning, go to brush teeth and it's all packed. I think it was a guy taking a crap but didn't want to leave. that memory is a bit blurry. But the weird thing is all the guys and girls were just standing around the guy as he was crapping. What's weirder is that the toilet is connected to a slanting roof top which is the only way to get in and guess who suddenly on the slanting roof? Yeah that's right. Anil's there too. Hee Hee! So I'm trying to grab whatever I can so I don't fall off and die even though there's like a fence at the end. Guess what comes next? A helicopter dropping off more people on the roof that's connected to the toilet!? Among the people on board were Jack, Xinch and some guy called Humpy. The copper attaches itself to the fence and I'm just panicking. They all get in okay and I crawl my way back in. Jack and I start talking and there's a young mix of a leopard and a tiger blocking the path (apparently it's Jack's pet). "Does the tiger bite" I say and Jack suggests that he might, I should use another way. Okay then.

I head to the room again with Anil and there's a guy placing something behind the door. Stranger says "is there anyone else in the room?". I go "No?". He then covers the thing quickly and walks out. I tell Anil "wait, there's something suspicious about this". I walk over, look under the cloth and there's all these wires connected to a box that looks like a radio. "Shit! get on the bed!", cos I thought it's going to electrocute the floor and we'll die, even though the floor isn't wet (you don't have to tell me how dumb that sounds, I know). *BOOM!* it explodes but outside. At this point, I get a call from someone from my past and she's asking me to guess who she is. Another *BOOM!*, I try to layan her but after awhile I say "Listen I gotta go I'll call you back and explain everything" and of course she's giving me shit about it "oh typical" she says. As I'm dealing with that I open the door and I'm behind a guy facing a cop and some dude with his gun. With the phone on one hand, I grab his neck from the back and bring him down. He lets his gun off, the cop gets a few on the leg. But no one dies. Except the terrorist I think? One guy starts shouting "why'd you have to do that?! Now we'll never know the truth" and the cop says "takpe ah, at least we're all alive". Action hero la I.

Things start to calm down. The rooms are practically destroyed from the bombings and people are just trying to get to safety. At that moment, a guy and a girl go into two different toilets at the same time. Both of them find a smoky chemical type bomb in their sink and they both say the same thing "oh shiitttttttttt!". I guess my dream creativity was a bit exhausted. Don't judge me! So they both die and I end up sitting with Kevin from Backstreet Boys and some other old guy in the mamak outside. I'm minding my own business and then Kevin says

Kevin : You just had to fucking come here right?
Me : What the fuck?! What's your problem?
Kevin : The bomb in the toilets didn't go off by itself. Humpy was in another
toilet with the trigger! he was so traumatized by the helicopter ride that
he just lost it.
Me : What has that gotta do with me!?
Old man: You fucking! if you didn't come there would have been space for him in the
car! He wouldn't have had to ride the copper!
Me : And I'm just fucking suppose to know that issit! I'm psychic now is that it!
you fucking shit! if I didn't strangle that terrorist more of us would have
been dead! you ungrateful shit! fucking shit!

This goes on for a bit more until everyone gets up starts walking towards a bookshop including us. MPH I think it was. Me and the two idiots still still going at it with the "fucking shit". Some people get in and then the doors are suddenly locked. I say "Something's not right here". People are trying to get out but they can't. In my peripheral view I see something that looks like flames in the bookshop and then I wake up. Potong sial!

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