Friday, May 6, 2011
Taken
Episode 2: Jim's Party
5:17 p.m.
*RING* *RING* *RING* *RING*
*CLICK*
Dave: Yea..? hello?
Jim: Hey man, you better be on the way, most of them are here already.
Dave: What..? what time is it?
Jim: Ah fuck you Dave, it's 5:20 man!
Dave: Oh shit, I must have fallen asleep...alright I'll be over as soon as I can.
Jim: Just hurry up man.
Dave: Yeah yeah, hey listen did you invite......
*CLICK*
damn it, now those damn pills take effect. Alright better not be the last one there.
6.10 p.m.
*DING* *DONG*
*DOOR OPENS*
Jim: Hey man, nice of you to drop by.
Dave: Just shut it Jim.
Jim: *Smirks* anyways, come on in. Hey Mel come here for a minute.
Dave: Hi there Mel, I'm Dave.
Mel: Yeah, I've heard a lot about you, by the way, I'm sorry about what happened with you and Jenny
Oh great, here we fucking go.
Dave: That's alright, it ran its course. So, lots of people showed up huh?
Mel: Yeah, I invited some of my friends too, so Jim could get to know them a little better as well .
Jim: And I've got to say babe, Carol is a real hoot!
Dave: I'm just going to grab a drink...over there.
Mel: Yeah sure Dave, be sure to try my lasagna, it's my grandmother's recipe.
Jim: Oh, Jason and Karl couldn't make it, so just mingle around with the rest okay?
Mingle around? you've gotta be kidding me. *Sigh* might as well get some food.
*Moments Later*
Ah, at least they have alcohol. Oh and grandma's lasagna, can't do without that now can we? I think I'll sit at the piano, doesn't seem to be crowded over there. Hopefully, no one bothers me.
*20 Minutes Later*
Carmen: And then she says, it wasn't really her bag after all.
Dave: *scratches forehead* that's..really funny.
Mel: Hey Dave, how you holding up?
Dave: oh you know chit chatting, getting to know people, the whole shebang , the lasagna was great by the way.
Mel: Thanks.
Carmen: Do you play the piano,
Mel: Yeah Dave play us something.
Jim: *Shouts from across the room* Yeah! Play something!
Dave: I'm sorry to disappoint you guys, but I don't know how to play, I never learned to play piano.
Mel: Oh that's too bad, you come across like the type that play.
After the word "play" left Mel's lips, my whole body froze. I could see everything but I couldn't move. That was when my body started turning to face the piano. It was weird, It happened so fast, I couldn't even think.
Dave placed his hands on the piano and started to play a beautiful piece that no one has ever heard of before. It lasted for 2 minutes.
*Crowd Claps*
Mel: Wow, that was beautiful.
Jim: Whoa! what was that man! I never knew you could play!
Dave: I...didn't..what just..
Carmen: What's the name of that piece?
Dave: I don't know.
Jim: Dude! did you just make that shit up. Holy shit man, that was really something.
Dave: Hey I've gotta go.
Jim: Go where? Play us something else, make it dark and haunting this time.
Mel: Everything alright Dave?
Dave: I really....I'll call you guys later alright.. the food was great Mel... I really gotta....
Sunday, December 5, 2010
Taken
Episode 1: Prologue
It's 8 a.m. another sleepless night. The magic of sleeping pills my ass. Jenny's coming at 11 maybe I should clean up the place.
*2 Hours Later*
*RING RING* *CLICK*
Dave: Hello?
Jenny: Hey you're up. Is it okay if I drop by in 15 minutes? I've got an appointment at 11. Yeah I totally forgot about it.
Dave: Yeah sure, it's all packed anyways.
Jenny: Great! see ya in a bit. Bye
Dave: Bye.
*20 Minutes Later*
*KNOCK KNOCK*
Dave: Come in, it's not locked.
Jenny: Hey Dave. I'm sorry about this.
Dave: Don't worry about it, everything's there in those boxes.
Jenny: Did you pack the coffee maker?
Dave: Yeah it's all there, I don't drink coffee anyways remember?
Jenny: I know, just thought it might have slipped your mind is all.
Dave: Hey listen, you wanna have breakfast or something before you go?
Jenny: Sorry babe....I mean, I really can't stay Dave, it's a good half an hour drive to the dentist.
Dave: Yea, it's okay. Here let me help you with the boxes.
*5 Minutes Later*
Jenny: Hey thanks again, for packing the stuff and all. Hey if you need anything call me ya. I can give you free legal advice *smile*
Dave: Sure, I'll keep that it mind.
Jenny: Okay, I guess that's about it, *hug* bye David.
Dave: Yeah, drive safely. Bye.
*Door Closes*
Drive safely?! What the fuck was I thinking? Man, that was really awkward, can't believe it's already been a month. Okay, maybe I should get some work done, I haven't written anything in days.
2 p.m.
*RING RING* *RING RING* *CLICK*
Dave: Hello?
Jim: Dave ma man, just wanted to remind you the get together to meet Mel is at 5 and can you please be on time man, she's really looking forward to meeting you.
Dave: Shit! that's today? ahhh fuck me.
Jim: Hey man, I don't wanna hear it okay just be there. Hey I've got another call coming, just be there man.
*CLICK*
Great, everyone's going to be asking about Jenny. Oh man, I hope he didn't invite her, that'd be awkward. Hey at least I got some work done today.
Monday, August 16, 2010
Frankie The Frightened
Chapter 1: Knock, Knock
It was a gloomy night as the clouds fought for a place in the sky, a shiny old clock stood proud on a picnic table awaiting his performance, a boy lies peacefully in slumber on the bench. RING! RING! sang the clock, rise and shine, well it is rather dark, just rise then come on sleepy head, he continued in a quirky yet jolly voice. Intruded by the noise, the boy woke with a peek out of his left eye and yelled "it's still dark". True but it is time for you to wake nonetheless, said the clock. Fueled by his curiosity of an unfamiliar voice, he woke to attend to his child-like nature. Who are you? and why is it 20 past 14? Are you broken? said the boy. Time works differently around here, alright then off you go boy, I don't have time to sit around and answer the same questions. Time is a very consuming business you know, said the clock as he went about his night. Once focus towards the clock was weary, the boy was able to notice his surroundings. Wait, he said, where am I? The boy stood baffled in the backyard of a very large haunting looking house with a hint of expiration about it. He did not like the idea the house was pertaining to but the night grew colder and he would require shelter soon. Looking at the house he noticed there were no entry points on the ground floor but there stood a ladder that climbed to the second. Seeing that the clock was nowhere in sight and was not much help to begin with, the boy knew he had less than a choice. Thus he climbed the ladder and once he reached its peak, he stood before colossal red door. *Knock* *Knock*
It was a gloomy night as the clouds fought for a place in the sky, a shiny old clock stood proud on a picnic table awaiting his performance, a boy lies peacefully in slumber on the bench. RING! RING! sang the clock, rise and shine, well it is rather dark, just rise then come on sleepy head, he continued in a quirky yet jolly voice. Intruded by the noise, the boy woke with a peek out of his left eye and yelled "it's still dark". True but it is time for you to wake nonetheless, said the clock. Fueled by his curiosity of an unfamiliar voice, he woke to attend to his child-like nature. Who are you? and why is it 20 past 14? Are you broken? said the boy. Time works differently around here, alright then off you go boy, I don't have time to sit around and answer the same questions. Time is a very consuming business you know, said the clock as he went about his night. Once focus towards the clock was weary, the boy was able to notice his surroundings. Wait, he said, where am I? The boy stood baffled in the backyard of a very large haunting looking house with a hint of expiration about it. He did not like the idea the house was pertaining to but the night grew colder and he would require shelter soon. Looking at the house he noticed there were no entry points on the ground floor but there stood a ladder that climbed to the second. Seeing that the clock was nowhere in sight and was not much help to begin with, the boy knew he had less than a choice. Thus he climbed the ladder and once he reached its peak, he stood before colossal red door. *Knock* *Knock*
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
The Waiting
Speaking in riddles
Is the heart to the mind
The conflict of interest
Is what keeps you blind
If you sleep through the nightmare
You will never wake again
The solution is simple
Too simple to accept
Waiting in dark places
It's another haunting day
Faulty transmission
Is what keeps you disdained
Is the heart to the mind
The conflict of interest
Is what keeps you blind
If you sleep through the nightmare
You will never wake again
The solution is simple
Too simple to accept
Waiting in dark places
It's another haunting day
Faulty transmission
Is what keeps you disdained
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Muse in Langkawi
DISCLAIMER: Some of this might be disturbing.
Okay, I was thinking today that I should just shut this blog down. I haven't had anything to write in two months and all of a sudden I get a dream, another weird one but awesome ending?. Btw, Muse is not coming to Langkawi, in case you were wondering.
From what I can remember, we started out being in a big room in Langkawi. It was Me, Anil, Sitra, Aruna (Dev's sister), Ann, some other unknown dudes and I think Dev was there too. 1st weird thing, Me and Aruna are together. Sitra starts doing some Jamaican dance and Aruna says "wow, she can really dance ah". Then I look at Aruna and she has facial hair like mine but trimmed. I say "hey you should really grow it out, it will look nice". Even I'm laughing at this la. Anywho, we get ready to leave the room, so the next group who are homeless beggars can occupy it. I leave my shoe and start looking for them when one of the beggars is already sitting and trying them on. I pull it from his leg and say "that's mine". He responds "*tearing* I'm tired lah". What is that even mean?! Am I the beggar? but I'm asleep why would I be tired. Ermm okay, I then point at a purple socks and say "that used to mine, you can have them". As I'm giving him the socks, the guy next to him taps me on the head in warning.
We head out to leave and blocking the entrance is a Great Dane, just waiting there and barking. One Indian dude tried to be a hero attempting to scare it but it only tried to follow him back. We finally get our chance and all of us try to run pass it. When I reach the entrance, It's next to me and chewing my hand. I freak out and start running. It gets close and lands on some Malay dude's car which I kena sounding for even though it's not my dog. I run back to the entrance and back again. It starts turning into a woman/dog kinda looks like Tilda Swinton (she played Gabriel in Constantine) and starts singing a song (my subconscious is such a FREAK!). I get to the corner of the entrance and it still found me but suddenly it disappears. At the entrance, there's a Malay family and the man says that although the dog was real, most of it was just a TV show he uses to scare tourists. WHAAATT??! The maid tells the man "well if you took care of the dog maybe it won't be wondering around disturbing people". I respond "Well even though it's his responsibility to take care of the dog, if you didn't watch all those TV dramas maybe the dog won't be trying to chase and be with the hero". I'm implying that I'm the hero here and that the dog is in love with me? Don't you judge me!
I then go to grab a bite with Kevin Koh and Wilson Tan (when did they show up?) and as I'm walking to the stall, I see Matthew Bellamy with the band. I start singing some random Muse song and jump into a puddle of water. After a little chat, I move on to my stall to get food as he proceeds to talk to my friends. I notice a HUGE bus with a scary driver heading my way. So I rounded up the guys tried to get back to the entrance. As I'm walking back the bus pulls beside us and the driver signals to enter. Kevin gives me the "go" signal and I did. I enter the bus and take a seat in front near the driver who's now Dominic Howard (the drummer), Matt, and their manager, this hot British/Russian chick. It was a small chair and my right hand was in a way you would hold a wine glass or a tennis ball if you were queer. It was already day time and my ride with Muse began. The conversation that followed:
Me: Hey guys, what's up? Omg, why is my accent suddenly British, I can't control it.
Muse: Hahahhaha
Manager Girl: *Grabs my hand* Are you alright, do you need anything.
Damn her voice was sexy. I know you think you know where this is headed but no it just gets weird.
Me: So guys, why'd you call me up here?
Manager Girl: We're just checking out the sites, thought you could hang with us.
Dominic: Hey man, check it out I got a tattoo from your land, it's in your language and all
Me: But that's Tamil, that would mean it's from India.
Matt: Hahahaha. So what are you then? Are you Indian?
Me: I'm Ceylonese their from Sri Lanka but I was born here. So I'm Malaysian Ceylonese.
Manager Girl: Starts putting my fingers in her mouth.
Me: You know, I just had a swim in a dirty pool, jumped in a puddle of mud and licked by a dog. I should probably take a shower first before you do that.
Matt: Showering is restricted here. There are no bathrooms here.
Me: What? I figured you'd have a hotel room in this bus.
Muse: Hahahahah
Matt: Hey man, listen to this track and tell us what you think alright?
Me: Ohhh, okay. *listens to song* (I really wished I remember what it sounded like)
Me: Well, it doesn't have that catchy melody to it at first glance.
Dominic: See Matt, I told you didn't make your catchy melody.
Me: But wait, some songs it takes a few listen and it will become catchy.
Matt: well, this is just a rough copy, I haven't really added some stuff to it.
Me: Yeah it's just a demo, okay. But you know this *explains part of the song* is really catchy and would definitely be sung along by the crowd in concerts. It has that crowd sing along feel to it.
Manager Girl: *Starts getting a little aggressive with my hands in her mouth*
I don't know what's this hand fetish my subconscious seems to be developing, maybe I'm just horny. Some Indian guy in the crew tries to stop her.
Indian Dude: Hey, that's enough
Me: That's alright, I don't mind
Manager Girl: *Smile*
Then I wake up.
I know that last part was kinda freaky even for me but it wasn't like that. It just sounds like some weird shit but it was kinda sweet. But besides that, the ride with Muse was just such a great feeling. I can't remember the last time I was this excited. I loved it, not the licking my fingers, well okay maybe a little. But it's the feeling of hanging out with them that I hope I can remember and find.
Okay, I was thinking today that I should just shut this blog down. I haven't had anything to write in two months and all of a sudden I get a dream, another weird one but awesome ending?. Btw, Muse is not coming to Langkawi, in case you were wondering.
From what I can remember, we started out being in a big room in Langkawi. It was Me, Anil, Sitra, Aruna (Dev's sister), Ann, some other unknown dudes and I think Dev was there too. 1st weird thing, Me and Aruna are together. Sitra starts doing some Jamaican dance and Aruna says "wow, she can really dance ah". Then I look at Aruna and she has facial hair like mine but trimmed. I say "hey you should really grow it out, it will look nice". Even I'm laughing at this la. Anywho, we get ready to leave the room, so the next group who are homeless beggars can occupy it. I leave my shoe and start looking for them when one of the beggars is already sitting and trying them on. I pull it from his leg and say "that's mine". He responds "*tearing* I'm tired lah". What is that even mean?! Am I the beggar? but I'm asleep why would I be tired. Ermm okay, I then point at a purple socks and say "that used to mine, you can have them". As I'm giving him the socks, the guy next to him taps me on the head in warning.
We head out to leave and blocking the entrance is a Great Dane, just waiting there and barking. One Indian dude tried to be a hero attempting to scare it but it only tried to follow him back. We finally get our chance and all of us try to run pass it. When I reach the entrance, It's next to me and chewing my hand. I freak out and start running. It gets close and lands on some Malay dude's car which I kena sounding for even though it's not my dog. I run back to the entrance and back again. It starts turning into a woman/dog kinda looks like Tilda Swinton (she played Gabriel in Constantine) and starts singing a song (my subconscious is such a FREAK!). I get to the corner of the entrance and it still found me but suddenly it disappears. At the entrance, there's a Malay family and the man says that although the dog was real, most of it was just a TV show he uses to scare tourists. WHAAATT??! The maid tells the man "well if you took care of the dog maybe it won't be wondering around disturbing people". I respond "Well even though it's his responsibility to take care of the dog, if you didn't watch all those TV dramas maybe the dog won't be trying to chase and be with the hero". I'm implying that I'm the hero here and that the dog is in love with me? Don't you judge me!
I then go to grab a bite with Kevin Koh and Wilson Tan (when did they show up?) and as I'm walking to the stall, I see Matthew Bellamy with the band. I start singing some random Muse song and jump into a puddle of water. After a little chat, I move on to my stall to get food as he proceeds to talk to my friends. I notice a HUGE bus with a scary driver heading my way. So I rounded up the guys tried to get back to the entrance. As I'm walking back the bus pulls beside us and the driver signals to enter. Kevin gives me the "go" signal and I did. I enter the bus and take a seat in front near the driver who's now Dominic Howard (the drummer), Matt, and their manager, this hot British/Russian chick. It was a small chair and my right hand was in a way you would hold a wine glass or a tennis ball if you were queer. It was already day time and my ride with Muse began. The conversation that followed:
Me: Hey guys, what's up? Omg, why is my accent suddenly British, I can't control it.
Muse: Hahahhaha
Manager Girl: *Grabs my hand* Are you alright, do you need anything.
Damn her voice was sexy. I know you think you know where this is headed but no it just gets weird.
Me: So guys, why'd you call me up here?
Manager Girl: We're just checking out the sites, thought you could hang with us.
Dominic: Hey man, check it out I got a tattoo from your land, it's in your language and all
Me: But that's Tamil, that would mean it's from India.
Matt: Hahahaha. So what are you then? Are you Indian?
Me: I'm Ceylonese their from Sri Lanka but I was born here. So I'm Malaysian Ceylonese.
Manager Girl: Starts putting my fingers in her mouth.
Me: You know, I just had a swim in a dirty pool, jumped in a puddle of mud and licked by a dog. I should probably take a shower first before you do that.
Matt: Showering is restricted here. There are no bathrooms here.
Me: What? I figured you'd have a hotel room in this bus.
Muse: Hahahahah
Matt: Hey man, listen to this track and tell us what you think alright?
Me: Ohhh, okay. *listens to song* (I really wished I remember what it sounded like)
Me: Well, it doesn't have that catchy melody to it at first glance.
Dominic: See Matt, I told you didn't make your catchy melody.
Me: But wait, some songs it takes a few listen and it will become catchy.
Matt: well, this is just a rough copy, I haven't really added some stuff to it.
Me: Yeah it's just a demo, okay. But you know this *explains part of the song* is really catchy and would definitely be sung along by the crowd in concerts. It has that crowd sing along feel to it.
Manager Girl: *Starts getting a little aggressive with my hands in her mouth*
I don't know what's this hand fetish my subconscious seems to be developing, maybe I'm just horny. Some Indian guy in the crew tries to stop her.
Indian Dude: Hey, that's enough
Me: That's alright, I don't mind
Manager Girl: *Smile*
Then I wake up.
I know that last part was kinda freaky even for me but it wasn't like that. It just sounds like some weird shit but it was kinda sweet. But besides that, the ride with Muse was just such a great feeling. I can't remember the last time I was this excited. I loved it, not the licking my fingers, well okay maybe a little. But it's the feeling of hanging out with them that I hope I can remember and find.
Saturday, March 20, 2010
Me Is I
I wanna do like a list of random things about me and review it in like 5 years? Cause 5 years ago I was so different from who I am now but I can't remember the 5th of November na'mean?
1. I love how I wake up at night to see the time and know I have another 4 or 5 hours to sleep. BOOYAH!
2. I love to wake up, heat up my food, on the TV and there's a new movie just starting. Awesome synchronization-man!
3. I've played Winning Eleven 10 for more than 120 hours! Oh no he didn't. Yes he did.
4. [BONUS] Why is a raven like a writing desk? This is gonna torture me in 5 years. HIHI!
5. It's Ribena season again!
6. I like to lie when I'm in bed, get it? I don't know la, I'm running out of things
7. Am I ever going to finish drawing Joker?
8. I'm starting to enjoy chess after playing it with Dev
9. I like making random sounds like nimi nimi nimi nimi
10. I like having quiz time, tick tock goes the clock!
If you tried saying nimi 4 times then you probably need help cause I got it under control.
And if you say the title really fast it sounds like misai, who's the weirdo now!?
1. I love how I wake up at night to see the time and know I have another 4 or 5 hours to sleep. BOOYAH!
2. I love to wake up, heat up my food, on the TV and there's a new movie just starting. Awesome synchronization-man!
3. I've played Winning Eleven 10 for more than 120 hours! Oh no he didn't. Yes he did.
4. [BONUS] Why is a raven like a writing desk? This is gonna torture me in 5 years. HIHI!
5. It's Ribena season again!
6. I like to lie when I'm in bed, get it? I don't know la, I'm running out of things
7. Am I ever going to finish drawing Joker?
8. I'm starting to enjoy chess after playing it with Dev
9. I like making random sounds like nimi nimi nimi nimi
10. I like having quiz time, tick tock goes the clock!
If you tried saying nimi 4 times then you probably need help cause I got it under control.
And if you say the title really fast it sounds like misai, who's the weirdo now!?
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Average Joe
Today I posted my first MLIA. I hope it gets accepted. hihi! This is what I wrote
"After reading a story that mentioned mystery google on MLIA, I was curious to see what mystery google was all about. I tried it a few times then clicked on the "are you sure" button. It said don't type gibberish. I couldn't resist and typed it anyway. It then said "well aren't you clever". I laughed so hard. MLIA."
If you don't know what's MLIA or FML. Check it out, it's an awesome possum. Thanks to Royaness for the intro!
MLIA <--- Click me?
FML <--- or me?
"After reading a story that mentioned mystery google on MLIA, I was curious to see what mystery google was all about. I tried it a few times then clicked on the "are you sure" button. It said don't type gibberish. I couldn't resist and typed it anyway. It then said "well aren't you clever". I laughed so hard. MLIA."
If you don't know what's MLIA or FML. Check it out, it's an awesome possum. Thanks to Royaness for the intro!
MLIA <--- Click me?
FML <--- or me?
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