Malacca Trip

Since I might forget much about this trip in the future, I thought I'd document it.

This was about 3 weeks back I think. Kevin started his usual shit about how I've only been there once and he comes down every time. So he was like "come la fucker, spend raya there" and I was still like ahh fuck malasnya cause Kevin does not understand that it's biasa ady for him to travel but for me it's like leave me alone na'mean. Well all hope of not going was lost when his dad called when he was in the shower. As I'm taking the message for him, dad goes "come here la for raya" and I like a smart ass went "yeah I'm coming". After the call, I just put my hand on your forehead and went "fuck....". The journey there was fun, just two guys on the road listening to a crappy radio. Keep finding the damn frequency, just fucking stay already!. The car then was giving problem, so we stopped at the tempat rehat to get it fixed and stuff. We reached late cause of that, I think it was around 5 ish.

That night, the plans, clubbing. I know, like I couldn't do that here only. Brian came along and suggested it cause of the live band. Me like a dummy as soon as I heard live band was like I coming, I coming! Band turned out to suck, they were playing Sean Kingston and Lady Gaga songs. Nevermind la at least can drink right. Brian was damn funny somemore so that was good enough. Wasted 50 bucks on beer and then never go pee. Leaving the club time got road block and guess who has to wee wee? Some more we had our beers with us and I was trying to hide it in between the umbrellas and what not. The road block was damn long and I kept going "I can't hold it, I can't!"and Brian's like "Can dei a bit more only". Beside us there's this open land with grass and at the end there's an alley across the drain. I was like fuck this shit I'm gonna go. Keep in mind the whole road was packed with road block traffic and I'm there running towards the drain. I reach the drain and realize, it's too big for me to jump across and the walking line is like this small bar that won't even fit my feet. I'm not risking that in this state of mind. But I was like "fuck if I turn back now and I'll look like an idiot" and then I thought lets not die cause you didn't want to look like an idiot. So I turned and headed back. I'm in the car and the guys tell me how the car next to them were laughing when I left. Kev and Brian looked at them and turns out they knew each other so they had a mini traffic talk about the guy who couldn't hold his pee. We did find an alley after that so it did end well. We reached home around 4 and just as I lay down to sleep the fucking chickens start making noise. They have chickens. That's right.

Next day we had to get up early cause we had to go to his uncle's house for raya. It was awkward for me la but the family was nice and the food was good. That night we went for movie with Thessa and Terry. The mall was at Dataran Pahlawan which was damn packed cause it's some tourist place. Kevin was getting damn frustrated with no parking and then he saw a no entry sign up a hill. I said "dude, don't it's against the law!". Ignoring my advice, he went for it and guess what, police was right behind us. Dah lah seat belt not working properly, P sign pun takde. The cop was like "aku kat belakang je, tengok ko naik." and "sekarang memang susah cari parking, tu lah asyik promote datang Melaka, skang semua datang takde parking la pulak". The other cop came to give Kev his license back and said "Kesalahan ade banyak lagi, aku malas je nak tulis ticket. Ko tahu tak ape lagi kesalahan kau?". I was just laughing there in the side. Then the first cop was like saying sorry all if he said anything wrong. I was like wtf?! damn nice wei these cops. If we spoke for a few more minutes he probably would have invited us to his house for raya.After that, we went pool and came back for The Gamer. I have to say Malacca theatres are good. I was damn impressed, I don't know what it was but it was nice. Was a little scared at first cause they were some middle eastern guys sitting right behind us. I could just imagine them going "Allahu Akbar!!! BOOMMM!!!". Turns out I'm just brainwashed by the media. We went CC after and headed back.

Next day around 10 ish Kev's dad wakes us up cause the house was being renovated and they were fixing the windows in the room. Kevin smart fucker went to his parents bedroom and slept on the bed, where Terry and Thessa were sleeping. The bed had no space ady and I was like okay now what? So I just chilled with the dad and helped the mom pick out the colours for the walls. 2 hours later our friend wakes up, we eat and leave. It was fun. I really had a good time. It was nice being away from home. May be I'll go again next year.